1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?.sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain.Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling.
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?.You ask: Hey Mom, abhi tak Safai kar rahi ho.!!.Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye.You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”.Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…….Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,.Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,.bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge….maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai.Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge.Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain.latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,.Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi.Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,.Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri….samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!….dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun.Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM ….National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe….Why Has The Govt Fixed Voting Age Of 18 Yr.Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!.Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo Dosra Shair Hai….Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam….A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called.Afridi: “hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.” Misbah: “mager ham kaise rokenge, he’s in form…” Afridi: “hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.”.“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”.Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,.Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?.Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,.Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey….If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,.If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,.Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife.Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya.Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!.
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